Had I known this commendation entailed ritual humiliation I might have 
declined.
            -- Tuvok accepting his new rank, "Revulsion"
%
I realize you were suffering from oxygen deprivation and we were 
literally seconds away from death...
            -- Paris to Torres, "Revulsion"
%
You want me to be the new nurse?
            -- Paris to the Doctor, with disbelief, "Revulsion"
%
The last time we attempted to work together I struck you at the base 
of your skull and attempted to contact the Collective.
            -- 7 of 9 to Harry 
These things happen.
            -- Harry's nervous response, "Revulsion"
%
No problem.  I've always wanted to learn Borg.
            -- Harry to 7 of 9, "Revulsion"
%
For a Klingon you have a decent bedside manner.  I wonder what kind of 
bedside manner Mr. Paris will exhibit?  That was a rhetorical question,
Lieutenant.
            -- The Doctor to Torres, "Revulsion"
%
It must have been my humanity reasserting itself. 
            -- 7 of 9, explaining how she could have made an error,
               "Revulsion"
%
When I was first activated I was regarded as little more than a talking 
tricorder.
            -- The Doctor, "Revulsion"
%
It took me a few days to master the social graces." 
            -- The Doctor, a master of understatement, "Revulsion"
%
You always go for the tough ones.  What was it last time?  A hologram?
            -- Paris to Harry, "Revulsion"
%
Part of the team?  You sound like *Chakotay*!
            -- Paris to Harry, "Revulsion"
%
They do require quite a bit of maintenance, don't they?
            -- The Doctor, on organics, "Revulsion"
%
I see the way your pupils dialate when you look at my body.
            -- 7 of 9 to Harry, "Revulsion"
%
This could get tedious.
            -- The Doctor, in battle with the hologram, "Revulsion"
%
I'm detecting elevated hormonal levels.  If you two don't take it easy 
I'll have to declare a medical emergency.
            -- The Doctor to Paris and Torres, "Revulsion"
%
His glimpse is too tame to be a Kradin.
            -- Brone, after inspecting Chakotay, "Nemesis"
%
If you don't wrestle your trembles to rage's ally, the nemesis will 
nullify you.
            -- Namen to Rafin, "Nemesis"
%
There might be some young Kradin soldier out there who's more afraid of 
you than you are of him.
            -- Chakotay to Rafin, "Nemesis"
%
Killing's the worst thing I've ever had to do.
            -- Chakotay, "Nemesis"
%
Namen:    You don't fathom the nemesis.
Chakotay: No.  I suppose I don't.
Namen:    Beg the power you believe in that you never will.
            -- "Nemesis"
%
Let's just say they weren't very friendly.
            -- Chakotay, describing the Cardassians, "Nemesis"
%
Hate's not something I understand very well.
            -- Chakotay, "Nemesis"
%
"There you go looking on the bright side again, Tuvok." 
            -- Paris, "Nemesis"
%
Natually, I am the logical person to carry out this mission.
            -- Tuvok, "Nemesis"
%
You are a scientist.  An explorer.  You are not a killer.
            -- Tuvok to Chakotay, "Nemesis"
%
Judging by the state of your hypothalmus I'd say they had you so 
confused they could have convinced you your mother was a turnip.
            -- The Doctor to Chakotay, demonstrating that great 
               bedside manner again, "Nemesis"
%
Chakotay: (confused) Then the Kradin don't kill innocent civilians?  They 
          don't desecrate the Vori's dead? 
Janeway:  I don't know.  But the Kradin accuse the Vori of the same kinds 
          of atrocities. 
            -- "Nemesis"
%
Be careful.
            -- Paris to Chakotay, as he enters engineering 
               seeking Torres, "Day of Honour"
%
Torres:  (about 7 of 9) Bottom line is - I don't want her working in 
          engineering." 
Chakotay: The bottom line is I'm giving you an order and you're going 
          to follow it, Lieutenant!" 
            -- "Day of Honour"
%
Torres: When you hear about people like the Cataati, do you have any 
        feelings of remorse?" 
7 of 9: No. 
            -- "Day of Honour"
%
Guilt is irrelevant.
            -- 7 of 9 to Torres, "Day of Honour"
%
You may use me to blow off steam.  When you're angry come see me.  Call 
me names.  Insult me.  Question my parentage.  I won't take it personally. 
            -- Neelix to Torres, "Day of Honour"
%
You know, I don't think so.  I didn't want to do this before you described 
it.  Certainly, not now.
            -- Torres to the holographic Klingon, after hearing what 
               was involved in the ritual, "Day of Honour"
%
There was a Klingon in there who didn't look too happy.  And he was 
nursing a whale of a black eye.  Looks like he had a run in with someone 
having a really bad day.
            -- Paris to Torres, "Day of Honour"
%
We all have a past.  What matters is now.
            -- Paris to 7 of 9, "Day of Honour"
%
We've dumped the core.  Welcome to the worst day of my life.
            -- Torres, "Day of Honour"
%
How much worse could it get?  Having to dump the core has to be the low 
point in anyone's day. 
            -- Paris to Torres, proving yet again that things aren't 
               so bad that they can't get worse, "Day of Honour"
%
I am unaccustomed to deception.
            -- 7 of 9 to Janeway, "Day of Honour"
%
I can't imagine a time when I wouldn't have found you fascinating.
            -- Paris to Torres, "Day of Honour"
%
Today, the day of honour, is the day I'm going to die.
            -- Torres, "Day of Honour"
%
Flattery won't get you any more oxygen.
            -- Paris to Torres, "Day of Honour"
%
Borg do not consider giving away technology.  Only assimilating it.
            -- 7 of 9, "Day of Honour"
%
I'm glad the last thing I'll see is you.
            -- Paris to Torres, "Day of Honour"
%
I'm going to die, without a shred of honour.  And for the first time in 
my life that really bothers me.
            -- Torres, "Day of Honour"
%
A reasonable diagnosis - for a security officer.
            -- The Doctor, to Tuvok, "The Gift"
%
A prudent security measure - for a doctor.
            -- Tuvok, to the Doctor, "The Gift"
%
Nice work, Kes.  Unconventional, but effective.
            -- The Doctor, after Kes dissolves a Borg implant with 
               her mind, "The Gift"
%
You are an individual.  You are small.  You cannot understand what it 
means to be Borg!
            -- 7 of 9 to Janeway, "The Gift"
%
This drone is small now.  Alone.  One voice, one mind.  The silence is 
unacceptable!  We need the others!
            -- 7 of 9 to Janeway, "The Gift"
%
Can you also recall what it looked like before you turned it into a 
Borg circus?
            -- Torres to 7 of 9, "The Gift"
%
Kes, there is nothing beyond the subatomic.
            -- Tuvok, about to be proven wrong, "The Gift"
%
I guess the Borg meet a lot of people, don't they? Stupid question...
            -- Harry to 7 of 9, "The Gift"
%
Harry:  So, what's it like out there in Galactic Cluster Three?
7 of 9: Beyond your comprehension.
Harry:  Try me. 
7 of 9: Galactic Cluster Three is a transmaterial energy plane 
        intersecting 22 billion omnicordial life forms.       
            -- "The Gift"
%
I have an Ocampan who wants to be something more, and a Borg who's 
afraid of becoming something less.  Here's to Vulcan stability. 
            -- Janeway to Tuvok, "The Gift"
%
So.  This is human freedom.
            -- 7 of 9 to Janeway, in the brig, "The Gift"
%
You have imprisoned us in the name of humanity yet you will not grant us 
your most cherished human right to choose our own fate.  You are 
hypocritical, manipulative.  We do not want to be what you are.
            -- 7 of 9 to Janeway, "The Gift"
%
My designation is 7 of 9.  The others are gone.  Designations are no 
longer relevant.  I am one.
            -- 7 of 9 to Janeway, "The Gift"
%
I also took the liberty of stimulating your hair follicles.  A vicarious 
experience for me, as you can imagine. 
            -- The Doctor, to 7 of 9, "The Gift
%
Imitating the captain, eh?  That's got to violate some kind of Starfleet 
protocol.
            -- Janeway, "Scorpion"
%
Three years ago I didn't even know your name.  Today I can't imagine a 
day without you.
            -- Janeway to Chakotay, "Scorpion"
%
Tuvok:    (regarding the dead Borg aboard the cube) Curious.
Chakotay: That's not the word I had in mind. 
            -- "Scorpion"
%
There's something in here with us, and it's not the Borg!
            -- Harry to Tuvok and Chakotay, "Scorpion"
%
It said, 'The weak will perish.'
            -- Kes to Janeway, "Scorpion"
%
They're efficient little assimilators.  One can't help but admire the 
workmanship.
            -- The Doctor regarding the Borg assimilation 
               nanoprobes, "Scorpion"
%
It's clear of Borg activity for a very good reason.
            -- Chakotay regarding the Northwest Passage, "Scorpion"
%
When one's imagination cannot provide an answer, one must seek out a 
greater imagination.
            -- Leonardo to Janeway suggesting she pray, "Scorpion"
%
Then I guess I really am alone.  Dismissed.
            -- Janeway to Chakotay, "Scorpion"
%
Don't worry, I'll delete myself at the first sign of trouble.  Well, 
maybe not the *first* sign...
            -- The Doctor, "Scorpion"
%
Janeway: (after 7 dismissed Voyager's weapons) Do you have a better plan?" 
7 of 9:  We are Borg. 
Tuvok:   I take that as a yes. 
            -- "Scorpion"
%
7 of 9: We are Borg.
Tuvok:  Naturally.
            -- "Scorpion"
%
You've still got a tendril up your nose.
            -- Torres to Harry when he reported for duty after his 
               recovery, "Scorpion"
%
They'll push you.  They'll threaten you.  But they *need* you. 
            -- *Janeway to Chakotay as she hands over command 
               to him, "Scorpion"
%
Chakotay: (after 7 proposes turning around) I'll think about it.
7 of 9:   Think quickly! 
            -- "Scorpion"
%
You won't pose much of a threat floating in space!
            -- Chakotay to 7 of 9 when she hinted at assimilating 
               Voyager, "Scorpion"
%
If it were only a matter of going against a superior's orders.  But 
you're more than my captain....you're my friend.
            -- Chakotay to Janeway regarding his decision to end 
               the alliance with the Borg, "Scorpion"
%
Their assimilation would have greatly added to our own perfection. 
            -- 7 of 9, explaining why the Borg went after Species
               8472, "Scorpion"
%
Ensign Kim, the captain - I'm two for two!
            -- The Doctor, gleefully proud of his accomplishments and 
               totally oblivious to the storm clouds hovering over 
               the captain and Commander Chakotay, "Scorpion"
%
It's not as if I caught you dancing the rhumba with a naked Bolian.
            -- Paris to Torres, "Worst Case Scenario"
%
Just like old times, isn't it?
            -- Seska, "Worst Case Scenario"
%
Forget your carelessness, what you should be apologizing for is leaving 
us all hanging by a thread.
            -- Paris to Tuvok, "Worst Case Scenario"
%
With all due respect Mr. Tuvok, loosen up!
            -- Janeway, "Worst Case Scenario"
%
I'm more than just a captain, I'm the leader of a community.
            -- Janeway to Tuvok, "Worst Case Scenario"
%
Paris:  (after Torres suggests the story needs passion) I could add a 
        steamy love scene between the Starfleet conn officer and the 
        Maquis engineer. 
Torres: Oh that's realistic! 
            -- "Worst Case Scenario"
%
I guess we should have known Seska wouldn't let a little thing like 
death stop her from getting even.
            -- Paris to Tuvok, "Worst Case Scenario"
%
20cc nitric acid - a little proverbial salt in the wound.
            -- The Doctor, "Worst Case Scenario"
%
It was a pleasure treating you.  Don't hesitate to call again.
            -- The Doctor as he throws Tuvok and Paris out of 
               sickbay, "Worst Case Scenario"
%
Oh just great.  Maybe we can go to the mess hall now and let the 
holographic Neelix burn my arm with a frying pan!
            -- Paris to Tuvok, "Worst Case Scenario"
%
I don't care what kind of story it is as long as I'm not the bad guy 
this time. 
            -- Chakotay, "Worst Case Scenario"
%
I am not hostile!
            -- Torres to Kim, "Displaced"
%
Then I can begin my new career as a tricorder.
            -- The Doctor, "Displaced"
%
Torres: [Klingons] have much less tolerance to the cold than humans do.
Paris:  Really? I thought that was Cardassians.
Torres: No, they just complain about it more. 
            -- "Displaced"
%
Torres: You can't give me orders, we're the same rank!
Paris:  I'm a bridge officer and I have seniority.
Torres: Oh yeah, by about two days. 
            -- "Displaced"
%
Vir:   Curious.  I didn't expect the smell.
Gegan: Well, they are mammals after all. 
            -- "Distant Origin"
%
Intruders? I don't see any intruders.
            -- Neelix, "Distant Origin"
%
Do you always harpoon the local wildlife?
            -- Chakotay to Gegan, "Distant Origin"
%
Paris:  (about her Klingon romance novel) I think I'll read it.  Maybe 
        it'll give me some ideas about how to make your heart quicken.
Torres: I can't promise I won't put a dagger in your throat. 
            -- "Real Life"
%
You're in fine physical shape, Lieutenant.  You may go ahead and engage 
in this reckless activity.
            -- The Doctor to Paris, "Real Life"
%
Keep working on that sense of humour of yours Commander Vulcan.  You'll 
get it one of these days.
            -- Neelix to Tuvok, "Before and After"
%
How 'bout another installment of Kes and Tom - the Early Years?
            -- Paris to Kes, "Before and After"
%
Kim:   So, how does it feel to be a grandfather?
Paris: A lot better than it feels to have you for a son-in-law.
            -- "Before and After"
%
You might want to reconsider that Harry.  There could be prison time 
involved.
            -- Paris to Kim on using him as a role model, 
               "Favorite Son"
%
I'm glad to see your interpersonal skills are improving.
            -- Neelix to Tuvok, "Rise"
%
Great.  We're not only lost, we're travelling in circles.
            -- Chakotay to Ensign Kaplan, "Unity"
%
You know, they should have called this the negative expanse.
            -- Paris, "Unity"
%
I'm not being apprehensive Tuvok, I'm just nervous as hell.
            -- Torres on the Borg cube, "Unity"
%
There's nothing like the vacuum of space to preserve a handsome corpse!
             -- The Doctor, "Unity"
%
We're not about to turn you into some sort of automaton.
            -- Riley to Chakotay, trying to convince him to join 
               the link for healing purposes, "Unity"
%
Then you must have caught me staring.
            -- Riley to Chakotay, "Unity"
%
I wonder how long their ideals will last in the face of that kind of power. 
            -- Chakotay to Janeway regarding the new Cooperative,
               "Unity"
%
I have come to greatly admire not only your impressive technical skills, 
but also your bravery and sense of moral duty -  all excellent qualities 
in a prospective mate.
            -- Vorik to Torres as he proposes marriage, "Blood Fever"
%
For such an intellectually enlightened race Vulcans have a remarkably 
Victorian attitude about sex.
            -- The Doctor to Tuvok, "Blood Fever"
%
Chakotay: (about Torres) She bit you?
Paris:    And she seemed to be enjoying it in a Klingon kind of way. 
            -- "Blood Fever"
%
This isn't about the gun, it's about sex!
            -- Paris to Torres, "Blood Fever"
%
Paris:  Are you telling me I'm impossible to resist?
Torres: I wouldn't go that far. 
            -- "Blood Fever"
%
Did you know that fracturing a clavicle on the wedding night is considered 
a blessing on the marriage?
            -- The Doctor, regarding Klingon mating practices,
               "Blood Fever"
%
Torres: What are you doing?
Paris:  Uh, enjoying myself? 
            -- "Blood Fever"
%
If anyone is going to smash your arrogant little face in - I will!
            -- Torres to Vorik, "Blood Fever"
%
Sounds great! If I miss, I get to be captain.
            -- Chakotay to Janeway, about phasering an apple 
               off her head, "Coda"
%
These are the times we have to remember.
            -- Kim, quoting Janeway at her memorial, "Coda"
%
If there was a rocky path and a smooth one, you chose the rocky one 
every time.
            -- The alien pretending to be Janeway's father, "Coda"
%
My father never tried to shield me from life.  Why would he want to 
shield me from death?
            -- Janeway to the alien, "Coda"
%
Janeway:  Bottle of champagne, a moonlight sail on Lake George, how's 
          that sound?" 
Chakotay: Like something worth living for. 
            -- "Coda"
%
Tuvok:   I am fully capable of appreciating this phenomenon without the 
         extraneous sentimentality humans find so necessary.
Chkotay: Being moved by an emotion isn't always extraneous - sometimes
         it's the whole point." 
            -- "Alter Ego"
%
The life of the recreational hologram.  Dining, dancing, nonrestrictive 
clothing...  I see the allure.
            -- The Doctor, "Alter Ego"
%
I told Vorik we'd pick him up at 16:00 hours and you know how *Vulcan* 
he gets when anyone is late.
            -- Torres to Paris, "Alter Ego"
%
Drug dealer: Long voyage ahead?
Paris:       Uh, you could say that.
            -- "Fair Trade"
%
It comes down to one simple fact.  I didn't tell the truth. 
            -- Paris to Neelix, "Fair Trade"
%
Had I been given the choice, I might not have chosen to explore the 
Delta Quadrant.  However, since we are here, I must say the challenges 
are intriguing.
            -- Vorik to Neelix, "Fair Trade"
%
They make the Klingons look sedate.
            -- Janeway to Neelix, regarding the Tak Tak, "Macrocosm"
%
This certainly isn't the welcome home I was expecting.
            -- Neelix to Janeway, "Macrocosm"
%
I'd say we've got an unexpected guest.
            -- Janeway to Neelix, "Macrocosm"
%
Insect repellant was a booming business.
            -- Neelix to Janeway regarding his home planet, "Macrocosm"
%
As for the large versions of the virus, what I've termed the macrovirus, 
I would suggest a fly swatter.
            -- The Doctor to Chakotay, "Macrocosm"
%
B'Elanna, thank God you're here; the natives are getting restless.
            -- Paris, "Macrocosm"
%
Oh you need me?  I'm touched.
            -- Torres to Paris, "Macrocosm"
%
Paris:  I thought Klingons didn't get nauseated.  You have a redundant
        stomach.
Torres: Well, right now they're both unhappy.
            -- "Macrocosm"
%
One down, 10 billion to go.
            -- The Doctor, "Macrocosm"
%
Who designed this ship anyway?
            -- The Doctor to Janeway, after receiving directions 
               through the Jeffries tubes, "Macrocosm"
%
Your inarticulate expression of awe notwithstanding Mr. Neelix, it was 
a fascinating spectacle.
            -- Tuvok, "The Q and the Grey"
%
I have no intention of getting between those Starfleet issue sheets!  
They give me a terrible rash.
            -- Q, "The Q and the Grey"
%
Really?  I beat out a single-celled organism?  How flattering!
            -- Janeway to Q, "The Q and the Grey"
%
I know I don't have any right to feel this way but this bothers the 
hell out of me.
            -- Chakotay to Janeway, after being told Q's intentions,
               "The Q and the Grey"
%
You!  Bar rodent!
            -- Q to Neelix, "The Q and the Grey"
%
She may be a member of an intellectually challenged species but she's 
right.
            -- Female Q about Janeway, "The Q and the Grey"
%
I'm sure your first officer - chuckles is it? - I'm sure he's got 
everything under control.
            -- Q to Janeway, "The Q and the Grey"
%
Now start talking before *I* hurl *you* in the brig!
            -- Chakotay to Female Q, "The Q and the Grey"
%
The Vulcan talent for stating the obvious never ceases to amaze me.
            -- Female Q, "The Q and the Grey"
%
Tossed aside for someone 5 billion years younger.  If it weren't so 
laughable I could cry.
            -- Female Q, "The Q and the Grey"
%
You'd be surprised what innovative munitions can be created by one 
immortal being trying to kill another.
            -- Q to Janeway, "The Q and the Grey"
%
Oh that's right! You've lost your powers and you need our help.
            -- Torres to Female Q, "The Q and the Grey"
%
I've always liked Klingon females.  You've got such spunk. 
            -- Female Q to Torres, "The Q and the Grey"
%
You!  Helm boy!
            -- Female Q to Paris, "The Q and the Grey"
%
I've already taught him how to knock small planets out of orbit.
            -- Q to Janeway, about his son, "The Q and the Grey"
%
I've made a few modifications of my own.
            -- Torres to Neelix regarding the resort holodeck
               program, "Warlord"
%
I've had basic combat training on Talax.  Alright, very basic.
            -- Neelix asking to be part of the rescue team, "Warlord"
%
You may have my body but you'll never have my mind.
            -- Kes to Tieran, "Warlord"
%
Tomorrow we'll send out an edict.  Every citizen must have a garden.       
            -- Tieran, "Warlord"
%
Some day you're going to have to show me how to do that.
            -- Paris to Tuvok, regarding the Vulcan neck pinch,
               "Warlord"
%
Vulcans, deep down you're all just a bunch of hypochondriacs.
            -- Paris to Tuvok, "Future's End"
%
Time travel, from my first day on the job as captain I promised myself 
I'd never let myself get caught up in one of these God-forsaken paradoxes.
The future's the past, the past is the future.  It all gives me a headache. 
            -- Janeway to Chakotay on temporal shifts, "Future's End"
%
In short, I am foot loose and fancy free!
            -- The Doctor regarding his newfound mobility, "Future's End"
%
Rain:   And *you*! Mr. Leisure-suit!
Doctor: There's a name I hadn't considered.
            -- "Future's End"
%
Tom Paris - sexy, in a howdy doody sort of way.
            -- Rain to Paris, "Future's End"
%
Divine intervention is unlikely.
            -- The Doctor, "Future's End"
%
Tuvok, has anyone ever told you you're a real freakasaurus?
            -- Paris quoting Rain, "Future's End"
%
Janeway:   I'm dying.
Her guide: Everyone dies eventually.
            -- "Sacred Ground"
%
Chakotay: Of course, there is the possibility that the ancestral spirits 
          really do control what happens in the shrine." 
Janeway:  To each his own, Commander. 
            -- "Sacred Ground"
%
You are fond of your little devices, aren't you?
            -- Janeway's guide, "Sacred Ground"
%
Mr. Neelix you're wallowing.  Wallowing in useless remorse.  I'll have to 
ask you to stop; it's bad for the patient.
            -- The Doctor, "Sacred Ground"
%
Chakotay:  It's my responsibility to keep you safe, for the crew's sake if 
           not for your own.  I'd rather not have to relieve you of duty, 
           but if your judgement's been impaired in any way...
Janeway:   He can't really do that, can he? 
Her guide: Yes, he can.
            -- "Sacred Ground"
%
Merchant: As the sages say: your goods are now my goods.
Paris:    And my feet are now cold.
            -- "False Profits"
%
Must be some sort of fetish.
            -- Chakotay, regarding the lobes, "False Profits"
%
Whenever you exploit someone it never hurts to thank them.
            -- Neelix's addition to the Rules of Acquisition,
               "False Profits"
%
Commander, I think that now would be a very good time for that beamout.
            -- Neelix, "False Profits"
%
These women are arrogant, superior, condescending.  I can't imagine 
anyone behaving that way.
            -- The Doctor, who is obviously losing memory, "The Swarm"
%
EMH Diagnostic: You filled your memory with nonsense.
Doctor:         It was only during my off hours.
Diagnostic:     You're supposed to be off during your off hours. 
            -- "The Swarm"
%
This man is my friend!  No one touches him! 
            -- Kim, in the prison, regarding Paris, "The Chute"
%
You never bring me tea.
-- Janeway to Tuvok, "Flashback"
%
Help! Man overboard!
            -- The Doctor, as he is projected out in space, "Basics"
%
What am I supposed to do, lead a revolt with the gang from Sandrine's?  
Conjure up holograms of Nathan Hale and Che Guevera?  I'm a doctor, not 
a counter-insurgent. 
            -- The Doctor, to himself, "Basics"
%
Sticks and stones won't break my bones, so you can imagine how I feel 
about names.
            -- The Doctor to Seska, "Basics"
%
Chakotay: The angry warrior swore to himself... that he would stay by her
          side, doing whatever he could to make her burden lighter; from 
          that point on her needs would come first.  And in that way... 
          the warrior began to know - the true meaning of peace." 
Janeway:  Is that really... an ancient legend? 
Chakotay: No. But that made it easier to say. 
            -- "Resolutions"
%
Mr. Neelix, do you think you could possibly behave a little less like 
yourself?
            -- Tuvok, "Tuvix"
%
Fear:   Well, you certainly know how to bring a party to a halt.
Doctor: I don't get out very much. 
            -- "The Thaw"
%
We're Starfleet officers, Mr. Kim. Weird is part of the job.
            -- Janeway, "Deadlock"
%
Mr. Paris, I assume you've had a great deal of experience being rejected 
by women.
            -- The Doctor, "Lifesigns"
%
Facial art.  Oooo.  How very wilderness of you.
            -- Q to Chakotay, "Death Wish"
%
Say, is this a ship of the Valkyries or have you human women finally done 
away with your men altogether?
            -- Q to Janeway, "Death Wish"
%
This is your own doing. You could live a perfectly normal life if you 
were simply willing to live a perfectly normal life.
            -- Q to Q, "Death Wish"
%
*This* is the Continuum?
            -- Janeway, expressing disbelief, "Death Wish"
%
Did anyone ever tell you that you're angry when you're beautiful?
            -- Q to Janeway, "Death Wish"
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And if people want to take off their clothes and chase one another, it 
certainly wouldn't hurt morale around here.
            -- Neelix to Tuvok, "Meld"
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Sitting here, attempting to meditate, I have counted the number of ways 
I know of killing someone using just a finger, a hand, a foot.  I had 
reached 94 when you entered.
            -- Tuvok to Janeway, "Meld"
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I don't know how I'm going to put this in the log.
            -- Chakotay regarding the mating of Janeway and Paris, 
               "Threshold"
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You can't have it both ways, Commander. If you want to get in the mud 
with the Kazon, you can't complain that you might get dirty.
            -- Janeway to Chakotay, "Alliances"
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Janeway:  I'm putting you on report, if that means anything out here.
Chakotay: It means something to me.  It means I let you down.  And for 
          that I'm truly sorry." 
            -- "Maneuvers"
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I feel like I'm just fading away... that isn't good for a hologram.
            -- The Doctor, having the 'flu, "Tattoo"
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Kes:    On my homeworld it's so much simpler. You choose a mate for life.
        There's no distrust, no jealousy, no envy, no betrayal. 
Doctor: Hmm, your world must have very dry literature.
            -- "Parturition"
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In the future, if I have any questions about mating behavior, I'll know 
where to go.
            -- Janeway to Chakotay, "Elogium"
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It appears that we've lost our sex appeal, Captain.
            -- Tuvok, "Elogium"
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You are not welcome here, you're still the enemy, and if our paths cross 
again, I will do my best to kill you.
            -- Kazon boy to Chakotay, "Initiations"
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Paris:   Captain, I think I should tell you I've never actually landed 
         a starship before." 
Janeway: That's all right, Lieutenant, neither have I." 
            -- "The 37s"
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"Get the cheese to sickbay." 
            -- Torres, "Learning Curve"
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Dalby: "We do things the Maquis way." 
::PUNCH:: 
Chakotay: That's the Maquis way too.
            -- "Learning Curve"
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Just because a man changes his drink order dosen't mean he's possessed 
by an alien.
            -- The Doctor, "Cathexis"
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You've placed the coyote stone in the crossroads of the fifth and sixth
realms, which would divert his soul--his consciousness--into the Mountains
of the Antelope Women.  According to his tradition, an extremely attractive
locale.  He might not want to leave. 
            -- The Doctor to Torres, regarding Chakotay's 
               medicine wheel, "Cathexis"
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Tuvok:    I might point out, there are no demons in Vulcan literature.
Chakotay: That might account for its popularity.
            -- "Heroes and Demons"
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You were working for her, Seska was working for them, was anyone on that 
ship working for me?
            -- Chakotay to Tuvok, "State of Flux"
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Is there really any harm in letting them keep one little piece 
of technology? 
            -- Neelix, "State of Flux"
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Seska:    Do you think I gave you my heart to steal your Maquis secrets?
Chakotay: I was beginning to wonder.
Seska:    Let me tell you something. Your secrets weren't good enough. 
            -- "State of Flux"
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Chief Inspector Tuvok leaves no stone unturned.
            -- Chakotay to Seska, "State of Flux"
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Janeway:  That's one more trick you won't be able to use again when we 
          get home. 
Chakotay: I have more.
            -- "Ex Post Facto"
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There's coffee in that nebula.
            -- Janeway, "The Cloud"
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Well, uh, lets see if we can't find some space anomaly today that might 
rip us apart.
            -- Neelix's opinion of Janeway's fondness for exploring, 
               "The Cloud"
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Kim:   Somebody picked your pocket, on Earth?
Paris: Oh, they just do it for the tourists. They give it back, usually.
            -- "The Cloud"
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Let's see, you ran your ship through it, fired phasers at it, and blew a 
hole in it with a photon torpedo. I'd say there was a pretty good chance 
that you did some fairly significant..." 
            -- The Doctor, before Janeway cuts his audio, "The Cloud"
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Torres:  Paris, did you program this guy?
Paris:   Yeah, why? 
Torres:  He's a pig, and so are you. 
            -- "The Cloud"
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The man drives a 700,000 ton starship, so somebody thinks he makes a 
good medic. 
            -- The Doctor, regarding Paris, "Phage"
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He's just one big hormone walking around the ship.
            -- Neelix to Kes, regarding Paris, "Phage"
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Seems I've found myself on the voyage of the damned.
            -- The Doctor, "Time and Again"
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... on one side I'm facing a Vulcan who wants to court-martial you, and 
on the other I'm facing all the Maquis who are ready to seize the ship 
over this. You've turned this into one lousy day for me, Torres. 
            -- Chakotay to Torres, "Parallax"
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I have no intention of being your token Maquis officer.
            -- Chakotay to Janeway, "Parallax"
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If our situations had been reversed, would you have served under me?
            -- Chakotay to Janeway, "Parallax"
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Ensign Kim, at ease before you sprain something.
            -- Janeway, "Caretaker"
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The ghosts of those three dead officers came to me in the middle of the 
night and taught me the true meaning of Christmas.
            -- Paris to Kim, "Caretaker"
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I don't need anyone to choose my friends for me.
            -- Kim to Paris, "Caretaker"
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My mission was to accumulate information on Maquis activities.  And then 
deliver you into their waiting hands.
            -- Tuvok to Chakotay, "Caretaker"
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Paris:    On the other hand, if I save your butt, then your life will 
          belong to me.  Isn't that some Indian custom?
Chakotay: Wrong tribe. 
            -- "Caretaker"
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Torres:   (just before Janeway destroys the array) Who is she to be making 
          these decisions for all of us?" 
Chakotay: She's the captain. 
            -- "Caretaker"
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Listen to me very carefully because I'm only going to say this once. 
Coffee.  Black.
            -- Janeway, "Bride of Chaotica"
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There are some things I fear more than death, and all of them are on
this ship.
            -- Harry Kim, "Proton and PADDs" (Kerry Walker)
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This was frightening.
And he was dating B'Elanna.  He knew frightening when he saw it.
            -- "I Wanna Be Your Girlfriend" (Kerry Walker)
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You refer, I believe, to "One of Two" and "Two of Two" 
(also known as "Seven of Nine" when SWMBO is in the room).
           -- dpm
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I'll make it clear to him that persistence is futile.
           -- Doc to Seven, "Imperfection"
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Tom:      I don't deserve you.
B'Elanna: You're right about that.
           -- "Drive"
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Let me get this- you went to all this trouble to program a 3 dimensional
environment, which will project a 2 dimensional image, and now you want 
me to put these on, to make it look 3 dimensional again?
           -- B'Elanna to Tom, "Repression"
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I've discovered a serious flaw in one of the ship's systems - the Captain.
           -- Seven to Harry, "Nightingale"
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Once - a very long time ago - I called this replicator a glorified toaster.
It's never forgiven me. 
           -- Janeway to Chakotay, "Shattered"
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Perhaps that's what pregnancy's for -- time to let reality set in. 
Before your life spins out of control.
           -- Harry to Tom, "Lineage"
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Neelix: Did you know the Nygeans govern an area of space occupied by
        several humanoid species?
Tom:    If we say yes, will you feed us?
           -- "Repentance"
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The only Klingon I'm afraid of is my wife after she's worked a double shift!
           -- Tom to T'Greth, "Prophecy"
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Doc:     Captain! I didn't wake you did I?
Janeway: Don't worry Doctor.  15 minutes of sleep is really all I need.
           -- "Renaissance Man"
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Doc:      Think you can stay off your feet that long?
B'Elanna: If he doesn't, I'll break his legs.
          -- "Alice"
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Warning: Warpcore breach a lot sooner than you think.
       -- Computer (in Doc's dream), "Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy"
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Warning: Last chance to be a hero Doctor - get going!
       -- Computer (in Doc's dream), "Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy"
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Tom:      I promise, no more affairs with strange ships.
B'Elanna: What about the Delta Flyer?
Tom:      We're just friends.
       -- "Alice"
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Chakotay: You didn't poison the coffee did you?
Janeway:  Not any more than I usually do.
       -- "The Voyager Conspiracy"
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Computer - delete the wife.
       -- Janeway, "Fair Haven"
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You know the story - girl meets boy, girl modifies boy's subroutines...
       -- Janeway on Michael, "Fair Haven"
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The Borg wouldn't know fun if they assimilated an amusement park.
       -- B'Elanna, "Tsunkatse"
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...small moons are pursuing me trying to establish an orbit.
      -- a very pregnant Troi, to Picard in Pawns and Compasses by Lori
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B'Elanna, a man can only get kicked in the head so many times
before he finally has a revelation.
      -- Chakotay in The Way Of All Things by Michael Ben-Zvi
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Was *that* how it was supposed to turn out?  But it's
so...unsatisfying!
      --  Janeway, of Season 7, "The Way Of All Things", Michael Ben-Zvi
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Vulcans and cats, and scientists, all suffer from terminal curiosity.
      -- A Cherised Isolation (from Talking Stick/Circle) by Macedon
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Dying together is romantic, but it doesn't leave much possibility
for future developments.
      -- Lieutenant Mulchaey in Matchmaker by Liz Barr
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Beauty is irrelevant. Nor is my visual appearance perfect,
there are six hairs that have escaped their designated location."
      -- Seven in "Harry, Harry" by Raymond Gower
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Hell hath no fury like a redhead scorned.
      -- Jim's review of Scorpion I
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She smiled. Half the Delta Quadrant had learned to fear that particular 
expression, but the Admiral had yet to learn. It would only take him a few 
more minutes.
      -- "Preliminary Debriefings" by Jemima
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I do not like this endless night
I do not like our endless flight
I do not wish to see the crew
I want to sit alone and stew.
      -- Janeway in In the Void by CyberMum
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I am Kathryn Janeway, Captain of a motley crew, stuck like a sore
thumb out in the Delta Quadrant, trying frantically and sometimes
homicidally to get these people back to a home which I doubt even
exists for anyone here, anymore.
      -- Changes by Clare009
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"You never were a child, were you?"
"No, I sprung fully grown from the head of an admiral," Kathryn snapped.
      -- Voyager Days: Escape Route by Kerry
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When Kathryn got that look on her face, B'Elanna generally spent
days trying to repair the ship.
      -- It Takes Q to Tango by Kerry 
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I didn't lose my mind.   I gave it freely.
      -- Janeway in Freely by Suz 
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"Your infraction was just a drop in the bucket, really. I think Starfleet
will barely notice one little 'impersonating a deity' incident in the
midst of all of MY prime directive violations," she snorted, softly.
      -- Janeway to Torres in Privilege, by monkee 
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Janeway's white-hot glare caused Borg--all Borg, everywhere--to
blanch.  Audibly. She smiled; at least she still had The Look.  
      -- "The Best of Both Girls" by Jim Wright 
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Next time Neelix wants to research earth holidays, we need to
convene an oversight committee.
      -- Chakotay in Green by Anne Rose 
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He wondered why he still kept trying. The answer was easy and after
all these years it still came to his mind immediately without
thinking. He had been, still was and would ever be an idiot.
      -- Chakotay in Re Vera by KateF 
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If there is anything that is a constant in this damn excuse for a
quadrant, it's that any alien species we encounter will attack us
without provocation.
      -- Chakotay in Changes by Clare009 
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"Warning: this vessel is under the command of one Kathryn
Janeway. Irritate at your own risk.  Offenders will be obliterated
with a look."
      -- Chakotay in Changes by Clare009 
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"Holodeck safety protocols have little hold over Commander Crash."
      -- Janeway, of Chakotay, "The Captain's Holiday" by Merri Wyllow 
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He measured his next words carefully, decided he was damned no matter
what he said, and hoped his memorial service would be nice.
      -- Chakotay in Imperfection (epilogue) by Melissa 
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"In fact," She stopped scant inches in front of him and raised her
chin. "I was planning on teaching the monkey to fly the shuttle in case we
ever needed to use it. God knows we didn't want Bad Luck Charm here
losing another one."
      -- Janeway in That Whole Monkey Thing by Suz 
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There are some things we must define
That is your space, this is mine.
      -- Janeway, "The Angry Warrior Legend" according to Dr Seuss by Clare009 
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She had completely launched herself into the project for reasons,
which were as inscrutable as any other reasons she might have and that
was that: no kisseyface for the Commander.
      -- Mixed Signals by Clare
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"Excuse me?  Did I hear wrong?  I wouldn't dare?  Have we met?"
      -- Janeway to Chakotay in Caffey's Challenge by Kerry 
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"Have you been making up these sayings the entire time?"
      -- Janeway to Chakotay in The Politics of Making a Scene by Kerry 
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You get into a fight with her, and you leave feeling fine, and ten
minutes later, you realize you're already dead.
      -- Chakotay, of Janeway, in It Takes Q to Tango by Kerry 
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Kathryn rolled her eyes. "That's enough big words out of you for
one day, Chakotay. You can just go back to saying 'Yes Captain' now."
      -- Furbish AKA Everyone Says I Love You by Suz 
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Tuvok: There's a sphere coming for us like the enormous transwarp
       bowling ball of destiny.
      -- Five-minute Engame by Zeke (Colin Hayman)
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Come on, it only took me a week to produce a new Delta Flyer, and I
was still recovering from being a Borg at the time.
      -- Torres in The Voyager No-Prize by Kerry
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If irony were a tangible entity a Klingon would beat it to a pulp
purely for its insolence.
      -- Add One to Infinity, by Christine
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And, Chakotay, I've seen the way she looks at 
you...like you were a large coffee she wants to take a drink out of. 
      -- B'Elanna, in Kiss Me Kate by Anne Acadia
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Alas, poor Harry.
      -- Jim's review of Scorpion I
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Harry gulped. He had the sneaking suspicion he was going to die again.
      -- Harry Kim and the Goblet of Coffee by Rocky
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You can't be Captain! I'm the girl, silly! Didn't they teach you
anything at Starfleet? The girl is the Captain and her boyfriend is
her First Officer!
      -- Naomi to Harry in "Puppy Love" by Turtlewoman
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The Starship Voyager was under the kind of attack that the Starship
Voyager often found itself under.  They had crossed an invisible line
on an unseen star chart, and unwittingly offended an unknown race
using unfamiliar weaponry.
      -- Ensign Stephens by Rob Morris 
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The grass was green, the sky was blue, the water was pink, but two
out of three wasn't bad.
      -- Ghost in the Machine by KittyKat
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Not to put a damper on the eternal flame of lust or anything, but Harry's
track record suggests that for a successful coupling you need to be dead, 
give him a rare and exotic STD and / or suck out all his blood through 
whatever orifice you deem appropriate. Still, best of luck. 
      -- Ensign Terry Jenkins, "The Seven Year Itch"
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If you find Lieutenant Paris anywhere on the ship, I want him kept locked in
an airtight brig for the rest of the voyage. I'll put together a charge sheet 
when I can think without vomiting. 
      -- Janeway, "The Seven Year Itch"
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Love him as I do, I wouldn't trust Tom to deliver pizza, let alone a baby.
      -- Torres, "PADDernity"
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Another senseless biological act from those who should know better.
      -- The EMH, "The Boy", by enzosprite
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Ensign - just because I'm naked with the Commander does not
mean it's crunch time.
      -- Janeway, "Under the Umbrella" by AMS_Voyager
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So men spend most of the time right up until the last words are being said
expecting the woman to say, "Wait, you're just a moron with bad fashion 
sense, aren't you? Well, I can definitely do better then this."
      -- Tom Paris, "RSVP Required", Kerry Walker.
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You are about to embark on a remarkable journey. You will take on the role 
of a medical assistant aboard the starship Voyeur. Your job will be to 
assist the chief medical officer, and learn to tolerate his overbearing 
behavior and obnoxious bedside manner. Remember, patience is a virtue.
  -- Tom Paris' holonovel introduction, "Author, Author"
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