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Restores white males to their rightful position in the captain's chair.
    -- TheOnion.Com reviews Enterprise in their AV Guide 
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There's a chance he'll be conscious within the next ten minutes...
just not a very good one. 
    -- Dr Phlox, "Broken Bow"
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Come on, Travis. We've got to find Mr. Reed something to blow up. 
    -- Captain Archer, "Fight or Flight"
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Crewmen Bennett and Hayden over there, do you see them? If I'm not mistaken,
they are preparing to mate. Do you think they might let me watch? 
    -- Dr Phlox, "Fight or Flight" 
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"Going to war, Lieutenant?" 
"You can't be too careful, sir." 
"You've seen too many Science Fiction movies." 
    -- Archer and Malcolm, "Fight or Flight"
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"At least we know they're bipeds." 
"What gives you that idea?" 
"The ladder." 
    -- Hoshi and Malcolm, "Fight or Flight" 
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"This engineer wanted you to see her planet." 
"So?" 
"Perhaps the next step would have been to meet her holographic parents." 
    -- T'Pol and Trip, "Unexpected"
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"I didn't recruit my tactical officer to sit on his butt when he's 
 threatened!  The Andorians smashed our communicators, the longer we are 
 out of contact, the more likely Malcolm will put together a landing party, 
 warning or no warning." 
"Knowing him, a heavily armed landing party." 
    -- Archer and Trip, "The Andorian Incident" 
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"This time we won't be leaving before we're ready." 
"Are your ears a little pointier than usual?" 
    -- Archer and Trip, "Silent Enemy"
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If I hadn't trusted the Captain to make the right choice, I'd have been 
no better than the Vulcan diplomats who held your species back because 
they felt you couldn't make proper decisions on your own. 
    -- Dr Phlox, "Dear Doctor" 
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Remind me to stop trying to help people. 
    -- Captain Archer, "Sleeping Dogs"
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"Sometimes I think you North Americans read nothing but comic books and
 those ridiculous science-fiction novels." 
"I'll have you know that Superman was *laced* with subtext." 
    -- Malcolm and Trip compare continents, "Shuttlepod One"
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The Vulcans would've been far less reluctant to help us. 
But no -- he had to be from *Montana*. 
    -- Malcolm, wishing Zefram Cochrane had been European, "Shuttlepod One" 
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Mr. and Mrs. Reed, I realize that you just begun a period of mourning, and 
I'll never get an answer to this question, but I got to ask it anyway. 
Was Malcolm always this cynical? 
    -- Trip, interrupting Malcolm's log entry, "Shuttlepod One" 
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I've invested far too much time trying to figure you out, Mr. Tucker, 
I'm not about to accept that it was all for nothing. 
    -- Malcolm, "Shuttlepod One" 
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What's a wife worth?  Five bars of gold, maybe six? 
Let them take Hoshi and I'll give you ten. 
    -- Archer to Trip, "Acquisition" 
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You'll like it. Things blow up. 
    -- Mayweather recommends a film to Malcolm, "Vox Sola"
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"If you're wearing that to impress the women on Risa, you may as well 
 stay on board." 
"Rule 1: You've got to be seen to get noticed and I plan on getting noticed." 
    -- T'Pol takes issue with Trip's shirt, "Fallen Hero" 
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"The Vulcan database says no one leaves this club unhappy." 
"How would the *Vulcans* know?" 
  -- Trip and Malcolm, "Two Days and Two Nights"
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"Gorgeous aliens! Don't forget they were gorgeous." 
"They were male!" 
"Not at first." 
  -- Trip and Malcolm, on the night before, "Two Days and Two Nights" 
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