Official Polish Sex Quiz

Study each question carefully. Then choose the answer that seems MOST correct (True or False).

1. A Clitoris is a type of flower.
2. Pubic Hair is a wild rabbit.
3. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird.
4. Vagina is a medical term to describe heart trouble.
5. A Menstrual Cycle has three (3) wheels.
6. A G-String is part of a violin.
7. Semen is another name for a "Sailor".
8. Anus is the Latin word for "Yearly".
9. Testicles are found on an Octopus.
10. Asphalt describes rectal troubles.
11. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
12. KOTEX is a radio station in Bryan, Texas.
13. Coitus is a musical instrument.
14. Fetus is a character on "Gunsmoke".
15. An Umbilical Cord is part of a parachute.
16. Condom is an apartment complex.
17. An Orgasm is the person who accompanies the choir in church.
18. A Diaphram is a drawing in Geometry.
19. A Dildo is a variety of sweet pickles.
20. An Erection is when the Japanese vote for their new government officials.
21. A Lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
22. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass.
23. Pornography is the business of making record albums.
24. Genitals are people of non-jewish origins.
25. Douche is the Italian word for "twelve".
26. An Enema is someone who is not your friend.
27. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese.
28. Scrotum is a small planet near Uranus.
29. "Cock" is a bird that crows in the morning.