Male Humour #4

Quick Reference

Bank Accounts; without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest
Blenders; you need one, but you're not quite sure why
Chocolate Bars; sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
Coffee; the best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.
Commercials; you cant believe a word they say.
Computers; hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Copiers; you need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Curling Irons; they're always hot and they're always in your hair.
Government Bonds; they take so long to mature.
High Heels; they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Horoscopes; they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Lava Lamps; fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Mascara; they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Parking Spots; the good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.
Popcorn; they satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Place Mats; they only show up when there's food on the table
Used Cars; both are easy-to-get, cheap and unreliable.
Bananas; the older they get, the less firm they are.
Newborn Babies; they're cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap.
Crystal; some look real good, but you can still see right through them.
Laxatives; they irritate the crap out of you.

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