EMS Acronyms

From: hwt@bnr.ca (Henry Troup)

Official Acronyms

AAA
American Ambulance Association
AAOx3
Awake, Alert, Oriented x 3 [person/place/time]
AAT
Australian Antarctic Teritory
AB
ABortion
AB
Alberta (province) (Canada)
ABG
Arterial Blood Gases
ACLS
Advanced Cardiac Life Support
ACRONYM
A Contrived Reduction Of Nouns, Yielding Mnemonics
ACT
Australian Capital Territory
ACTES
Australian Capital Territory Emergency Service (Australia)
AEA
Ambulance Emergency Assistant (South Africa, after 1991)
AED
Automatic External Defibrillator
AFA
Advanced First Aid
AFA
Automatic Fire Alarm (or Automatic False Alarm)
AFRS
Aviation Fire and Rescue Service
AICD
Automatic Implantable Cardioverter/Defibrillator
AICD
Automatic Internal Cardiac Defibrillator
AIDS
Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome
AIS
Accident Investigation Section (VICPOL) (Australia)
ALI
Automatic Location Identification/Address Location Identification (911)
ALS
Advanced Life Support
ALSOB
Alcohol Like Substance On Breath
AMA
Against Medical Advice
AMA
Ambulance Medical Assistant (South Africa, before 1991, = EMT-I)
Ambo
Ambulance Officer (Australia)
AMI
Acute Myocardial Infarction
ANI
(also used to denote radio unit number identifiers.)
ANI
Automatic Number Identification (telephony/911)
ANP
Advanced Nurse Practictioner
AO
Ambulance Officer
A/O
Alert and Oriented
A/O
Ambulance Officer
AOB
Alcohol On Breath
AOS
Arrived On Scene
APCO
Associated Public-safety Communications Officers
APE
Acute Pulmonary Edema
APE
Acute Pulmonary Embolism
APE
Apparatus, Personnel, and Equipment
ARC
Australian Resuscitation Council
ARC
American Red Cross
ARCHIE
Automated Resouce for Chemical Hazard Incident Evaluation
ARCS
Australian Red Cross Society
ARES
Amateur Radio Emergency Service
AS
American Samoa (US)
ASHD
Arteriosclerotic Heart Disease
ASV
Ambulance Service Victoria (Australia)
ATF
Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms (US Government)
ATLS
Advanced Trauma Life Support
BAC
Basic Ambulance Course (South Africa, level 4 = EMT-A)
BAC
Blood Alcohol Content
BATF
Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms (US Government)
BBP
Blood-Borne Pathogen
BBS
Bulletin Board System
BC
British Columbia (province) (Canada)
BFB
Bush Fire Brigade (Western Australia)
BFB
Bush Fire Brigade (Australia)
BFBB
Bush Fire Brigade Board (Western Australia)
BLEVE
Boiling Liquid Expanding Vapour Explosion
BLM
Bureau of Land Management (US)
BLS
Basic Life Support
BNAS
Bell Neutral Answer Service (911 Ontario)
BNTI
Blind NasoTracheal Intubation
BP
Blood Pressure
BRT
Big Red Trucks
BSN
Bachelor of Science in Nursing
BTLS
Basic Trauma Life Support
BTW
By The Way (INTERNET)
Bushie
Member of Bush Fire Brigade (Australia)
BVM
Bag Valve Mask (Ambu Bag (tm))
CA
Cancer
CA
California
CAAS
Commission on Accreditation of Ambulance Services (US)
CAD
Computer Aided Dispatch
CAD
Coronary Artery Disease
CAMEO
Computer Assisted Management of Emergency Operations
CAP
Civil Air Patrol
CAS
Chemical Abstracts - usually CAS number (Hazmat)
CAS
Children's Aid Society (Ontario, Canada)
CB
Citizen's Band, 27 MHz radio (US)
CC
Chief Complaint
CCA
Critical Care Assistant (Level 7 - Paramedic)
CCU
Cardiac Care Unit
CDC
Centers for Disease Control (US government)
CERB
Central Emergency Reporting Bureau (911)
CERCLA
Comprehensive Environmental Response, Compensation and Liability Act (US) (hazmat
CET
Certified Engineering Technician
CEU
Continuing Education Units (a metric, not an organization)
CFA
Country Fire Authority (Australia)
CFR
Certified First Responder
CFR
Code of Federal Regulations (US)
CFR
Crash Fire Rescue (airports)
CFS
Country Fire Service (South Australia)
CHF
Congestive Heart Failure
CIERA
Canadian Industrial Emergency Response Association
CIH
Certified Industrial Hygienist
CIS
Commonwealth of Independent States (republics of former USSR)
CIS
Critical Incident Stress
CISD
Critical Incident Stress Debriefing
CLI
Call Line ID (seen from Australia) (telephony)
CNA
Certified Nurse's Aide
CNID
Calling Number Identification (telephony)
CNN
Cable Network News (TV)
CO
carbon monoxide
C/O
Complains Of
CO2
carbon dioxide
COPD
Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease
CPAP
Continuous Positive Airway Pressure
CPR
Cardio-Pulmonary Resuscitation
CPREF
California Prehospital Research and Education Foundation
CRNA
Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetist
CRT
Cardiac Rescue Technician (State of Maryland's EMT-I)
CRT
Certified Radiology Technician/Technologist
CRT
Certified Rescue Technician
CSF
Cerebral Spinal Fluid
CSPS
Canadian Ski Patrol System
CT
Computerized Tomography
CT
Connecticut (US state)
CTC
Critical Trauma Care (Primarily New York State)
CTD
Close To Death
CVA
Cerebro-vascular Accident
CYA
Cover Your (Anatomy)
D5W 5%
Dextrose in Water (IV solution)
DAN
Diver's Alert Network
DC
DisConnect
DC
District of Columbia (US)
D/C
Discontinue
DEMC
District Emergency Management Committee (Australia)
DEMO
District Emergency Management Officer (Australia)
DES
Diethyl Stilbestrol
DES
Disaster and Emergency Services
DFO
Done Fell Out
DIC
Dead in Car
Dip PEC
Post-grad diploma for Dr in E.med eg.:MBChB.DipPEC
DIVCON
Divisional Controller (SES) (Australia)
DMAT
Disaster Medical Assistance Team
DNI
Do Not Intubate (similar to DNR)
DNR
Do Not Resuscitate
DOA
Dead On Arrival
DOB
Date Of Birth
DOH
Department Of Health
DOT
Department of Transport
DPC
Disaster Preparedness Commission (NYS)
DPS
Department of Public Safety
DRT
Dead Right There
DUI
Driving Under the Influence
DWAI
Driving While Ability Impaired
DWI
Driving While Impaired/Intoxicated
Dx
Diagnosis
E911
Enhanced 911 (the system that displays calling number and address)
EARV
Emergency Ambulance Response Vehicle
ECA
Emergency Care Assistant (South Africa Red Cross =EMT, for Volunteer)
ECA
Emergency Care Attendant
ECC
Emergency Co-ordination Centre (Australia)
ECG
Electro CardioGram
ED
Emergency Department
EDNA
Emergency Department Nurses Association
EDP
Emotionally Disturbed Person (same as MO)
EEG
ElectroEncephaloGram
EENT
Ears,Eyes,Nose And Throat
EHS
Extremely Hazardous Substance (hazmat)
EHS
Emergency Health Services
EKG
ElectroCardioGram (old, from German ElectroKardioGram)
ELT
Emergency Locator Transmitter ? (aircraft)
EMA
Emergency Management Australia (formerly NDO) (Australia)
EMA
Emergency Medical Assistant (Level 5 - currently being phased out)
EMA
Emergency Management Agency (old Civil Defense) (US)
EMA
Emergency Medical Attendant (Newfoundland,Canada)
EMD
ElectroMechanical Dissociation (cardiac)
EMD
Emergency Medical Dispatcher
EMR
Emergency Medical Response (Australia)
EMS
Emergency Medical Services
EMS-C
Emergency Medical Services for Children
EMSI
Emergency Medical Services Instructor
EMT
Emergency Medical Technician
EMT-A
Ambulance
EMT-AD
Automatic Defibrillator
EMT-B
Basic
EMT-CC
Critical Care
EMT-CT
Cardiac Tech
EMT-D
Defibrillator
EMT-I
Intermediate
EMT-M
MAST (PA)
EMT-P
Paramedic
EMT-ST
Shock Trauma
EMT-T
EMT-Tactical
EMT-W
Wilderness EMT
ENA
Emergency Nursing Association
EOC
Emergency Operations Centre (Australia)
EOH
Ethyl Alcohol
EPA
Environmental Protection Agency (US) (hazmat)
ER
Emergency Room
ERT
Emergency Response Team
ESD
Emergency Services Department (another term for ER)
ESDA
Emergency Services and Disaster Agency (previous name for EMA)
ESN
Emergency Service Number (911)
ESU
Emergency Service Unit
ET
EndoTracheal (tube)
ETA
Estimated Time of Arrival
ETI
EndoTracheal Intubation ?
ETOH
Ethanol (Ethyl Alcohol)
ETT
EndoTracheal Tube
EVOC
Emergency Vehicle Operation and Control
EVS
Emergency Vehicle Status (Australia)
EW
Emergency Ward
FALN
Fuerza Armada para Liberacion Nacional (Puerto Rican Liberation Army)
FAQ
Frequently Asked/Answered Questions (list) (INTERNET)
FAS
First Aid Squad
FB
Foreign Body
FD
Fire Department
FDA
Food And Drug Adminstration (US)
FEMA
Federal Emergency Management Agency (US)
FF
Firefighter
FHR
Fetal Heart Rate
FHT
Fetal Heart Tones
FL
Florida (US state)
FLSA
Fair Labor Standards Act
FM
Federated States of Micronesia (US)
FM
Fire Marshall
FM
Frequency Modulated (radio)
FPE
Fire Protection Engineer
FR
Fire Resistive
FR
First Response/First Responder
Fx
Fracture
GOA
Gone On Arrival
GOMER
Get Out of My ER
GPS
Global Positioning System
GRS
General Radio Service, 27 MHz radio (Canada)
GS
Good Samaritan (law)
GSW
GunShot Wound
GU
Genito-Urinary
GU
Guam (US)
HASE
Health and Safety Education (Australian Red Cross)
HASHD
Hypertensive Arteriosclerotic Heart Disease
HEPA
High Efficiency Particulate Air (filter/mask)
HIV
Human Immuno-deficiency Virus
HTR
Heavy and Tactical Rescue
Hx
History
HZ
Hazard Zone
IAFC
International Association of Fire Chiefs
IAFF
International Association of Fire Fighters
IC
Incident Commander
I/C
Instructor/Coordinator
ICS
Incident Command System
ICU
Intensive Care Unit
ID
Idaho (US state)
ID
Identify/Indentification
IL
Illinois (US state)
IMS
Incident Management System
IPPB
Intermittent Positive Pressure Breathing
IT
Instructor Trainer (one who trains instructors)
IV
IntraVenous
IVPB
IntraVenous Piggy Back
IVT
IntraVenous Technician (Another Maryland ideosyncracy)
JAMA
Journal of the American Medical Association
JEMS
Journal of Emergency Medical Services
Johnnie
Member of St. John Ambulance Association
JOL
Jaws of Life
KED
Kendrick Extrication Device
KVO
Keep Veins Open
KY
Kentucky (US state)
LAS
Lights And Siren
LCON
Local Controller (SES) (Australia)
LDH
Large Diameter Hose
LE
Law Enforcement
LE
Lower Extremities
LEL
Lower Explosive Limit (Hazmat)
LEMC
Local Emergency Management Committee (Australia)
LEMO
Local Emergency Management Officer (Australia)
LEO
Law Enforcement Officer
LHQ
Local Headquarters (SES Australia)
LMP
Last Menstrual Period
LOC
Level of Consciousness (in Glasgow scale)
LOL
Little Old Lady (affectionate)
LPG
Liquified Petroleum Gas
LPM
Litres Per Minute (oxygen)
LPN
Licensed Practical Nurse
LR
Lactated Ringers (IV solution)
LZ
Landing Zone (aeromedical)
MA
Massachussets (US state)
MAC
Medical Advisory Committee (MD's who approve ALS Standing Orders)
MAE
Moves All Extremities
MAS
Melbourne Ambulance Service (Australia)
MAST
Metro Arson Strike Team
MAST
Military Anti Shock Trousers
MB
Manitoba (province) (Canada)
MBChB
Medical Doctor (S.A. and most British ex-colonies)
MCA
Motor Car Accident (Australia)
MCI
Mass Casualty Incident
MD
Maryland (US state)
MD
Medical Doctor
MDT
Mobile Data Terminal(s)
MELREF
Melways Map Reference (Melbourne Australia)
MERO
Municipal Emergency Resource Officer (Australia)
MERV
Medical Emergency Response Vehicle
MERV
Medical Emergency Room Vehicle
MH
Marshall Islands (US)
MHz
MegaHertz, unit of frequency
MI
Myocardial Infarction
MICA
Mobile Intensive Care Ambulance
MICN
Mobile Intensive Care Nurse
MICP
Mobile Intensive Care Paramedic
MICT
Mobile Intensive Care Technician
MICU
Mobile Intensive Care Unit
MMed
Medical Specialist (S.A.)
MMFB
Melbourne Metropolitan Fire Brigade (Australia)
MN
Minnesota
MO
Mental Observation (psych pt)
MO
Missouri
MOE
Ministry of the Environment (Ontario, Canada)
MOH
Ministry of Health
MOI
Mechanism Of Injury
MP
Northern Mariana Islands (US)
MRI
Magnetic Resonance Imaging
MS
Morphine Sulfate
MSDS
Material Safety Data Sheet
MVA
Motor Vehicle Accident
NAD
No Acute (Apparant) Distress (Interchangable)
NAD
No Apparent Distress
NAEMT
National Association of Emergency Medical Technicians (US)
NASAR
National Association for Search and Rescue
NC
Nasal Cannula
NCEMSF
National Collegiate Emergency Medical Service Foundation
NCRC
National Cave Rescue Commission
NDipAET
National Dipl. Ambulance and Emergency Tech (ZA, level 8 = paramedic)
N.DipEC
National Diploma in Emerg. Care (Paramedic, S.A., Natal and Transvaal)
NDMS
National Disaster Medical System (US)
NDO
National Disasters Organisation (Australia)
NENA
National Emergency Number Association (9-1-1)
NERT
Nuclear Emergency Response Team (Canada)
NEST
Nuclear Emergency Search Team (USA)
NF
Newfoundland (province) (Canada)
NFA
National Fire Academy (US)
NFIC
National Fire Information Center
NFIRS
National Fire Incident Reporting System
NFPA
National Fire Protection Association
NFPA
National Flight Paramedic Association
NIOSH
National Institute for Occupational Safety and Health (US)
NJ
New Jersey (US state)
NKDA
No Known Drug Allergies
NLM
National Library of Medicine (US)
NP
Nurse Practictioner
NP
Nurse Practitioner
NPO
Nil Per Os (Nil per mouth)
NPR
National Public Radio (US Government)
NPWS
National Parks and Wildlife Service (Australia)
NR
National Registry
NRB
Non-ReBreathing (mask)
NREMT
National Registry Emergency Medical Technician test (US)
NREMT
Nationally Registered EMT (US) REMT is preferred
NRFM
Non-Rebreathing Face Mask
NS
Normal Saline
NS
Nova Scotia (province) (Canada)
NSRI
National Sea Rescue Institute (S.A. volunteer sea rescue)
NSW
New South Wales (Australia)
NSW
New South Wales (state) (Australia)
NSWSES
New South Wales State Emergency Service (Australia)
NT
Northern Teritory (Australia)
NT
Northwest Territories (territory) (Canada)
NTES
Northern Territory Emergency Service (Australia)
NTG
NiTroGylcerin (?)
NTSB
National Transportation Safety Board (US)
NVFC
National Volunteer Fire Council
NVOAD
National Volunteer Organizations Active in Disasters
NWT
NorthWest Territories (territory) (Canada)
NY
New York (US state and city)
NYC
New York City
NYS
New York State (US state)
O2
Oxygen
OD
Overdose
OEM
Office of Emergency Management
OEMS
Office of Emergency Medical Services
OHSA
Occupational Health and Safety Act (Ontario)
OK
Oklahoma (US state)
ON
Ontario (province) (Canada)
OPCS
Organization de la Patrouille Canadienne de Ski
OR
Oregon (US state)
OSHA
Occupational Safety and Health Administration (USA)
O-sign
unresponsive person with mouth open and tongue still in mouth
PA
Pennsylvania (US state)
PA
Physician Assistant
PA-C
Physician Assistant-Certified (there are UNcertified PAs??)
PADI
Professional Association of Diving Instructors
PALS
Pediatric Advanced Life Support
PAR
Personnel Accountability Report
PAS
Personnel Accountability System
PASG
Pneumatic Anti-Shock Garment
PASS
Personal Alert Safety System
PAT
Paroxysmal Atrial Tachycardia
PAT
Personnel Accountability Tag
PCR
Patient Care Record/Report
PD
Police Department
PDA
Property Damage Accident (MVA w/out injuries)
PE
Prince Edward Island (province) (Canada)
PEA
Pulseless Electrical Activity (cardiac)
PEARL
Pupils Equal And Reactive to Light (discouraged)
PEC
Prehospital Emerg Care (S.A.Red Cross bridging course to ECA)
PEI
Prince Edward Island (province) (Canada)
PERL
Pupils Equal and Reactive to Light
PERLA
Pupils Equal and Reactive to Light and Accomodation
PERRL
Pupils Equal, Round, and Reactive to Light
PERRLA
Pupils Equal, Round, and Reactive to Light and Accomodation
PERS
Public Emergency Reporting System (911)
PET
Positron Emission Tomography
PFO
Pissed (drunk) and Fell Over (from Australia)
PHTLS
Pre-Hospital Trauma Life Support
PIA
Personal Injury Accident (MVA involving injuries)
PID
Pelvic Inflammatory Disease
PIO
Public Information Officer
PND
Paroxysmal Nocturnal Dyspnea
PO
Peace Officer
POQ
"Piss off quick!!!!" (Get out of a dangerous situation) (Australia)
POST
Peace Officer Standards of Training
POV
Privately Owned Vehicle
PPE
Personal Protective Equipment
PR
Public Relations
PR
Puerto Rico (US)
PSAP
Public Safety Answering Point (911)
PT
Patient
PVC
Premature Ventricular Contraction
PW
Pressurized Water fire extinguisher
QC
Quality Control
QC
Quebec (province) (Canada)
QC
Quick Connect
QLD
Queensland (Australia) (state)
QR
Quick Release
QRS
? "I run with a campus QRS..."
QRT
Quick Response Team
QSES
Queensland State Emergency Service (Australia)
Q-sign
unresponsive person with mouth open and tongue hanging out
RACES
Radio Amateur Civil Emergency Services - amateur radio in EMA
RAPID
Railroad Accident Prevention and Immediate Deployment (CA US) (hazmat)
RAR
Road Accident Rescue (Australia)
RCRA
Resource Conservation and Recovery Act (US) (hazmat)
REMT
Registered EMT (NREMT)
RERB
Remote Emergency Reporting Bureau (911)
RFDS
Royal Flying Doctor Service (Australia)
RFS
Rural Fire Service
RL
Ringers Lactate (IV solution)
RLAS
Red Lights And Sirens
RLS
Red Lights 'n' Sirens
RLSSC
Royal Life Saving Society Canada
RM
Rescue Medic (South Africa)
RMA
Refuse[s] Medical Assistance
RN
Registered Nurse
RNA
Registered Nursing Assistant
RNLI
Royal National Lifeboat Institution (U.K.)
RO
Radio Officer
ROT
Rule Of Thumb
RP
Reporting Party
RQ
Reportable Quantity (hazmat)
RS
Rescue Squad
RSD
Reflex Sympathetic Disorder
RSI
Rapid Sequence Induction
RT
Respiratory Therapist
RTA
Road Traffic Accident (seen from UK)
Rx
Prescription
SA
South Australia (state)
SABA
Supplied Air Breathing Apparatus
SAED
SemiAutomatic External Defibrillator
SAR
Search And Rescue
SASES
South Australia State Emergency Service (Australia)
SC
South Carolina (US state)
SCAT
Special Casualty Access Team (Australia)
SCBA
Self Contained Breathing Apparatus
SCUBA
Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus
SES
State Emergency Service (Australia)
SES
State Emergency Services
SFM
Simple Face Mask
SIDS
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome
SITREP
Situation Report
SK
Saskatchewan (province) (Canada)
SLASA
Surf Life-saving Association of South Africa
SLUD
Salivation, Lacrimation, Urination, Defecation (pesticide poisoning)
Smokie
Firefighter (Australia)
SOB
Shortness Of Breath
SOG
Special Operations Group (VICPOL) (Australia)
SOG
Standard Operating Guidelines
SOP
Standard Operating Procedure
SSM
System Status Management
Sx
Symptoms/Signs
TA
Traffic Accident
TAS
Tasmania (Australia)
TB
Tuberculosis
TBF
Total Body Failure
TC
Traffic Collisions (preferred to TA by POST)
TDG
Transport of Dangerous Goods
TIA
Technical Interim Amendment (NFPA)
TIA
Transient Ischemic Attack (mini-stroke)
TKO
To Keep Open
TMB
Too Many Birthdays
TMU-A
Technicien Medical d'Urgence - Ambulance
TOG
Traffic Operations Group (VICPOL) (Australia)
TOP
Topically
TPQ
Threshold Planning Quanity (hazmat)
TPR
Temperature, Pulse, Respirations
TRO
Time Ran Out
TSCA
Toxic Substance Control Act (US) (hazmat)
TSES
Tasmainian State Emergency Service (Australia)
Tx
Treatment
Txp
Transport
UCR
Uniform Crime Reporting (system)
UEL
Upper Explosive Limit (hazmat)
UHF
Ultra High Frequency (radio)
US
United States
USA
United States of America
USAF
United States Air Force
USFS
United States Forest Service
USLA
United States Lifesaving Association
UT
Utah (US state)
VA
Veteran's Administration (US Government)
VA
Virginia (US state)
VAC
Volunteer Ambulance Corps
VAD
Voluntary Aid Detachment (Red Cross) (Australia)
VASC
Voluntary Aid Service Corps (Red Cross) (Australia)
VAVRS
Virginia Association of Volunteer Rescue Squads
VDT
Video Display Terminal
VF
Ventricular Fibrilation
VFD
Volunteer Fire Department
V-fib
Ventricular Fibrilation
VHF
Very High Frequency (radio)
VHQ
Victorian State Headquarters (SES Australia)
VI
Virgin Islands (US)
VIC
Victoria (Australia) (state)
VICPOL
Victoria Police (Australia)
VICSES
Victoria State Emergency Service (Australia)
VPB
Ventricular Premature Beat
VPC
Ventricular Premature Contraction
VRA
Voluntary Rescue Association (Australia)
VRS
Volunteer Rescue Squad
VRT
Vertical Rescue Technician (Australia)
VSA
Vital Signs Absent
WA
Western Australia (state)
WA
Washington (US state)
WAFBB
WA Fire Brigades Board
WASES
Western Australia State Emergency Service (Australia)
WD
Warm/Dry
WEMT
Wilderness EMT
WFS
Women in the Fire Service, Inc.
WHMIS
Workplace Hazardous Materials Information System (hazmat) (Ontario)
WPD
Warm, Pink, Dry (skin signs)
WTC
World Trade Center
WV
West Virginia (US state)
WWW
World Wide Web (INTERNET)
YMMV
Your Mileage May Vary (INTERNET)
Y/O
year-old
YT
Yukon (territory) (Canada)
ZA
South Africa (INTERNET domain)

Unofficial Acronyms

OK... here are the acronyms you shouldn't use on your PCR's:
BOHICA
Bend Over Here It Comes Again ;)
BTFOM
Beats The F* Outta Me
BTHFOM
Beats The Hairy F* Outta Me
BWS
Beached Whale Syndrome
CCFCCP
Coo Coo For CoaCoa Puffs
CHAOS
Chief Has Arrived On Scene
CPR
Come Put-em-ta Rest
CRS
Can't Remember Shit
CTD
Circling The Drain (see: Close To Death)
CYA
Cover Your Ass
DFU
Done F**ked Up
DIN
Dispatcher Is (going) Nuts - too many alarms
DICCOMNAVAB
Dictionary of Common Naval Abreviations (US Navy)
DRT
Dead Right There
DRTTTT
Dead Right There, There, There, and There (used after pedestrian/train altercations)
FD
Fu**ing Drunk
FDGB
Fall Down Go Boom
FIBD
Found In Bed Dead
FORD
Found On Road Dead
FUBAR
Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
GOMA
Get Out of My Ambulance
GSH
Giant Sweat Hog
HIF
Hysterical Italian Family (Can be interchangable)
IBM
Incredible Barfing Man
IDM
it don't matter
IJADAD
I'm Just A Dumb Ambulance Driver (Used in court after a bad call, "I was driving, I didn't even touch the pt")
JFA
Jive Funk Attack or Just F**king Around
LASGLH
Lights And Sirens, Go Like Hell
MAGGOT
Medically Able, Go Get Other Transportation
NTID
Non Traumatic Injury, Dumbass!
PD
Pretty Drunk
PFO
Pissed and Fell Over
PGD
Pissed and Got Dumped
PIM
Patient Is Mangled
PITA
Pain In The Ass
PST
Positive Samsonite Tendencies, as in the pt. greets you at the door with suitcase in hand
PUHA
Pick Up, Haul ASS!
SHPOS
Sub Human Piece Of Shit
SNAFU
Situation Normal, All Fucked Up.
SOL
Shit Outta Luck

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